Friday, December 31, 2010

Toure Kunda E'mma Medifire

Fantastic, meretricious, and a happy new year!

During the holidays I tried with all my forces to fall into the lethargy of the just ... and I did, why I forgot to do the best wishes for a good Dies Natalis (at home we P. very traditionalist, so you go with the pagan holidays). But how can we forget the New Year drinking apart as un'idrovora overnight ?

My 2010 was really ... heavy, say, but right now I'm happy and that's all that matters. Nothing about it because it's just an act of public rubbish * cough * I know what I do, and I will commit myself to do it (eg get up to speed by tomorrow) u_u
Happy New Year to everyone, and thanks

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Reoccuring Itchy Bumps On Buttocks

... on Rieducational Channel!



The kynodesme (κυνοδέσμη, letters "snare Dog") was a thin leather straps worn by some athletes of ancient Greece to hold the penis in order to prevent the exposure of the glans. Was tied tightly around the ' akroposthion the part of the foreskin that extends beyond the glans. The kynodesme could then be attached to a bracelet to expose the scrotum, or tied to the base of the penis that appeared as curved upward. [ wikipedia]

SAPEVATELO!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Sorority Interest Letter

just,


fuck, i missed 'em. ♥

Friday, December 3, 2010

At What Temperature Copper Pipe Freeze

Bulletin

Thoughts in freedom, under cut to the excessive amount of complaints related to Roman history.

- Wednesday, there was a marathon at the LGBT Film and MC was great \\ o / The First ordre de mots, documentary-English French-subtitled on the situation of transsexuals, transgender and intersexed in France illuminating and brutal then Cruising , omg unobtainable cult film of the '80s with Al Pacino cop who must infiltrate the gay BDSM scene in the city (rather silly, but there was a lot of leather and studs o_o); to follow Suddenly, Last Winter, Italian documentary on the life of a couple during the almost adorable approval of DICO (do not miss a shot because a stress UGH, interviews with CATTOFASCISTI, RAAAAAAAAGE. But the ending was very tender and finally ;^;); Brotherhood, if you have not seen ... ie. Flist, run.
When I arrived there was me and an old man with newspaper. It is enough. Then came a couple (hetero, I believe), but the first movie there were only three more the old man who was sleeping X'd Then from the second film has arrived people, plus my lovely roommate, and during c Brotherhood ' were about fifty people. Hooray! MC for gay-friendly!

- My roommate is a wonderful person. I am instructing on the slash, and I also read something on my HP. She was upset by Wolfstar but after thinking it was a kind of Eureka! and supports the cause. I think. (I try to make them read the Shoebox.) Also, is beginning to shipp random people in the school and I feel very proud as an aunt.

- On 1 December, a day of HIV prevention, we found that a) coitus interruptus is NOT an effective method of contraception and b) the fruits are condoms during oral sex and not before. * Facepalm *

- DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FATHER OF MARIO IS CALLED GAIO Livius Drusus Livius Drusus, Drusus and his grandfather Mario Livio, and his great-grandfather Livius Drusus MARIO AND HIS grandparents PAUL EMILIO LUCIO ? Now repeat it ten times, with the r fly, and you'll see what are my lessons of Roman history.

- Most importantly, "do not know when Livius Drusus was born, but we know how is born!" * Dies * Cue DELIRIUM

- In my school they are considering setting up a small gym, and we're still the only building in the city without the Internet.

- Remember when I said that I could not go on living in the library to get a connection? This was the first to see the library option, which is labyrinthine and dusty and full of books that you have left the cover in hand as soon as you pull up * cough * and much, much more beautiful than the central library. I love it. I just placed me in the literature section of German and American literature (which is on a loft! How so cool?) And I can even study. And when I get bored I'm going to hole up in the loft to read Poe ♥

- "We sit here?" "No, but we're doing, there's only foreign literature." This, my dear, is why we'll never be friends: D

- need to prepare Roman history: a historical atlas, a Garzantine of classical antiquities, and the Real Encyclopedias. What is in German. "But a simple German." Oh, so * laughs hysterically * (Except that then I hid in the library with a handbook of German grammar.: D?)

- I alive, I go to class, study, eat badly, I walk more than necessary et cetera. Life's good:)

nooooooooow And I have to recover an entire week of Internet / o \\

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Best Boobs Of Bollywood

Fics - 15 words (Arthurian Legends) @

Aaaaallora. This meme is Strabello. I had already done with a list of ten characters, but those were bunnies, they are microfic. To say ronfeggia soundly .* * pleasure

I pilfered from LJ [info] ladybedivere but è stata [info] mattomero  a farmelo conoscere postando il suo lavoro su EFP (su Ranma 1/2, però. Ganzo). Eccolo:

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.



1. Claire
2. Gawain
3. Uriens
4. Clarissant
5. Gareth
6. Lucan
7. Ragnell
8. Bedivere
9. Sagramore
10. Kay


1. First time, 4 and 6 (Clarissant/Lucan)

Wine of Camelot was stronger. His hands were stronger. Conquered.

2. Angst, 7 (Ragnell)

Every night in the arms of her lover, she dreamed of returning a monster. And cried.

3. AU, 1 and 8 (Claire / Bedivere)

- arrives incomplete. What ever you want. Pay well?
She smiled under the heavy makeup.

4. Threesome, 3, 6 and 9 (Lucan / Uriens / Sagramoro)

- I exaggerated, I think. At that took a hit and the other had a crisis.

5. Hurt / Comfort, 5 and 10 (Gareth / Kay)

- Mi ... you defeated.
Gareth no longer Beaumains, said
- No, I've won you .
Kay smiled.

6. Crack, 1 (Claire)

Bors had made the father of an emperor. And the owner of an annoying itch right there.

7. Horror, 10 (Kay)

You have done three hundred years. Camelot crumbles.
You, too, more slowly.
You were his rock ...

8. Baby fic, 5 and 9 (Gareth AND Sagramoro)

to sleep, singing, the youngest of the beautiful Morgause was a challenge that the Impetuous could not refuse.

9. Dark, 2 and 8 (Gawain / Bedivere)

secretly Bedivere those lips that kissed the midday sun could not warm up.

10. Romance, 4 and 7 (Clarissant / Ragnell)

asked her to teach her how to do the wedding night. Then they were lost.

11. Death fic, 2 and 3 (Gawain / Uriens)

- Your sister will be happy, I suppose. It is free to ... - He became hoarse. - Sorry, Uncle, I leave.


Notes (when needed, is always a resounding fail):
6. I do not know write crack. It's just baka.
8. I did not understand if you wanted to baby as "chibi" or simply the presence of babies. Of course I could not write a Gareth / Sagramoro is a Sagramoro / Morgause with baby-Gareth. Uffaaaaaaaaaa!


* thinks about doing this play with his knowledge of every single fandom *